If only Cameron could tell the Rampton Wing of the Tory party to fuck off and join UKIP
- 1 Oct 2014
Why anybody wants to be leader of a party, let alone Prime Minister is beyond my comprehension. Your private life is subjected to an unhealthy scrutiny by a carnivorous and mischievous media. You have to react immediately to a crisis with an instant and popular plan. You are o...
Self Control is always more satisfying than premature ejockulation. Time for a Royal Commission to look at the collective whinges of the UK
- 19 Sep 2014
Well, they think it’s all over; but it has just began. All party leaders have been damaged by this. Cameron is accused by the usual suspects of selling out England. Miliband of being as of much use as a cat flap in a submarine. And Salmond of conducting one of the most bad tem...
Who will speak up for the raving bonkers?
- 17 Sep 2014
These are joyous times for all Cameron haters. Andrew Rosindell, Graham Brady and that towering interlectual that is Owen Patterson must be creaming in their cavalry twills. Tomorrow is their big day because whatever the result that wicked, stuck up wealthy toff and his chums ...
When my family go to Aberdeenshire at Christmas to lay flowers on my father's grave and visit my mother at her care home will we be viewed as Foreigners in a strange land?
- 14 Sep 2014
For the very first time in all the years that I have been involved in politics I am scared. Scared that on Thursday the good people of Scotland will vote with their hearts rather than their heads. Well, how does it affect we English? Will it be along the lines of the political...
Is Boris the next Enoch Powell?
- 13 Sep 2014
I am beginning to wonder whether Boris Johnson will be the next Enoch Powell. A distinguished classicist, self publicist and boat rocking irritant. Both were disillusioned with their parties, both were dangerously unpredictable and had leadership ambitions. To be fair to Powel...
Why is it that Tory backbenchers can be led to slaughter but never made to think?
- 7 Sep 2014
If I was Michael Gove, the Chief Whip, I would summon four people to my office on Monday morning. Jacob Rees Mogg, Adam Afriyie, Andrew Brigden and Jackie Doyle Price. The first three I would accuse of craven, snivelling cowardice and rip them each a new arsehole for their cra...
It is time that decent Conservatives and those who believe in social democracy stand up and fight those parasites who are infecting our party
- 31 Aug 2014
Is Mathew Parris the only sensible commentator to appreciate that Douglas Carswell is a complete and utter fraud? For weeks he has been exasperating Eurosceptics by refusing to rebel and for going on record as saying that Cameron’s European stance was one hundred percent corre...
Dover for the continent Clacton for the incontinent. To win Clacton the Kippers will have to re nobble the care homes
- 28 Aug 2014
I would love to say how we e all predicted that Douglas Carswell would doggie paddle his way to the Kippers. But it would be a lie. Particularly as his close chum, the alarmingly wild eyed MEP Daniel Hannan, rejected Nigel Farage’s heavy petting. I thought perhaps that it mig...
For those Tories who want to get rid of Bercow keep a low profile. Labour will finish the job.
- 22 Aug 2014
John Bercow has nearly reached the point of no return over the appointment of Carol Mills to succeed Sir Robert Rogers as Chief Clerk of the Commons. The Speaker is going to have to decide whether he wishes to remain in his job or be given the pearl handled revolver and bottle...
Recalling that preening posing Tower of Babel will only grandstand our weaknesses and uncertainties
- 21 Aug 2014
Will someone please explain to me why there is this bizarre clamour to recall Parliament? Yes, the Middle East is ablaze and all of us are still in shock that a home grown Brit thug has been party to a depraved act of barbarism. It is all the more chilling be because he is one...