Starmer gives the impression of running for cover rather than for office. ‘We are less shit than the Tories’ doesn’t lift the soul
- 30 Apr 2023
Let me predict what will happen at the local government elections on Thursday. The Conservatives. ‘Obviously this is a disappointing result for us and we want to thank all of our hardworking candidates for their hard work. Their seats are on loan. But it was not the wi...
The SNP is in its death throes. Whoever gains from this mess could seal the fate of the next general election. Sunak should go down on his bended knees & beg Ruth Davidson to come back & lead the Scottish Tories
- 16 Apr 2023
I have never seen a party so visibly disintegrate as fast as the SNP. That great shining beacon of Independence which has bestrode this narrow world like a Colossus (sorry Mr Shakepeare) is seen at last for what it always has been, a corrupt, dictatorial secret cult, who has r...
Starmer is stupid to descend into the gutter. He has unnecessarily triggered another civil war in his party when most of the Tory crazies have been locked in the attic
- 10 Apr 2023
Like nature, inter-party strife abhors a vacuum. And mercifully the Conservatives have finally realised that Sunak is the only game in town to head off political genocide and make a small win escape the realms of delusional fantasy. My litmus test was appearing on tele...
Lineker has been a twat for giving oxygen to the BBC haters & Sunak has finally found his Mojo. In the meantime welcome to SKY Sport
- 12 Mar 2023
Dear old Auntie always gets her knickers in a twist when it comes to a crisis. At this she is as predictable as a flasher’s mac. The dilemma is what do you do with a popular presenter who behaves like a twat? The answer is er, ah ahem; let’s have have a cooling off period and...
Zahawi, Sharp & other unexploded Boris bombs. The sky is black with his chickens coming home to roost
- 12 Feb 2023
I suppose I shouldn’t be too shocked that the likes of Cruddas, Dorries and an asylum of Conservative Party members are still talking up the chances of Johnson triumphantly returning to Number 10. It is, of course, delusional but par for the course. Many years ago he lectured...
Sunak must be robust in making it clear the NHS must always be free at the point of use & kick into touch any suggestion of charging to see your GP or visiting A&E
- 21 Jan 2023
Sometimes Tory backbenchers are like those who see a vehicle which could do with a good clean and feel compelled my some mysterious and inexplicable force to draw a penis on it. It has happened twice this week. The lederhosen wing have launched on another crusade to promote t...
The mad left purists want Starmer to lose. The mad right purists want Sunak to lose. Both want to prove a point in a death embrace of their parties. It’s time for Sunak to unleash TINA
- 27 Dec 2022
There is a prophetic line in an old episode of Doctor Who when David Tennant tells the Prime Minister that he could destroy her with just four words. He then whispers to an aide, “doesn’t she look tired?” Within weeks she had been forced to resign after rumours about her healt...
All is not lost for the Tories. There is everything to play for
- 6 Dec 2022
I am not as pessimistic as many Tories are about a wipeout at the next general election. Admittedly, I no longer bang on doors or go to fund raisers. But I kid myself that I am still in touch. Are the Tories going to lose? Perhaps. Maybe even probably. Have the years under the...
The Cruella bomb will explode if she is shown to have ignored legal advice & lied about it to the house
- 7 Nov 2022
If Suella Braverman explodes it won’t be because of her deeply offensive and inflammatory words about migrants. It won’t be because the government is going to have to have a more realistic policy on filling staff shortages which is crippling growth and closing small businesses...
Allowing Johnson to enter the fray will finally lay the Conservative party to rest. It will die kicking screaming whilst spitting venom & bile. It will not be a good nor honourable death.
- 22 Oct 2022
If any sentient being, which obviously excludes a large proportion of the Conservative party, parrots the view that Boris is the answer, then the question must have been formulated in a padded room swirling with hallucinogenic substances with its authors frothing at the mouth ...