It won’t be long before the Piety Police turn us into a nation of wankers
- 1 Nov 2017
Like the rest of the world I have pawed through the ‘dirty dossier’. And what a disappointment it proved to be. Because it is not very dirty at all. There were no great revelations. Just a dreary catalogue of ‘inappropriate behaviour’. Shock horror, gays have liaisons with oth...
My journey. When I was ravished propositioned and groped at Westminster
- 29 Oct 2017
I really do think that we should all take a deep breath and put the sexual harassment stories at Westminster into some sort of sane perspective. Westminster is no different from anywhere else when it comes to the beery breathed office groper. There are no less ageing lothsario...
The Tories have morphed from the nasty to the nutty and soon will be as intolerant, purist and out of touch as Labour
- 14 Oct 2017
The crimes of the traitor Hammond seem to know no bounds. Not only is he sabotaging the God ordained Utopia of Brexit, but he has been spotted dining with that anti Christ Juncker running dog, Euro stooge, May hater and baiter in chief, George Osborne. On Lobster! The sheer w...
Gavin Williamson has enhanced his reputation as the Party's Beria by ruthlessly demolishing the Coup de Twat
- 9 Oct 2017
I am not entirely sure that the nation is holding its breath for the fantasied reshuffle which is destined to show that Madame is in charge. The problem is that the real crap in the cabinet, the sort of politicians who shouldn’t be let out without a carer, tend to be cult Brex...
The Tories are a Ruth less party. Here's how we can get her to Number 10
- 5 Oct 2017
A few weeks ago I wrote about the three stages that result in the fall of a Prime Minister. Anger, ridicule and Pity. I should have added humiliation. The real tragedy of yesterday’s slow motion, white knuckled ride to imminent political oblivion is that none of it was Madame’...
The horror movie IT now has a sequel. It stars Boris as the evil clown. It's called SHIT
- 16 Sep 2017
Last week I went to the cinema and watched one of the scariest horror movies that I have ever seen. Every few years a clown would terrorise a small town. At first he appears to be cuddly and charming, making promises that everyone wants to hear. But as the story continues we...
If you knew sushi like she knew sushi
- 1 Sep 2017
If the Number 10 operation resembles Fawlty Towers on a bad day the upcoming party conference will be a bit like Titus Andronicus without the jokes. There are four stages in the downfall of a Prime Minister. Arrogance, incompetence, ridicule and pity. Madame has the gift of be...
If you want to understand the moral depravity of Trump & his contempt of the rule of law look no further than the pardon of Sheriff Arpaio
- 26 Aug 2017
Just about everything about the Trump administration fills me with a sense of despair. He seems to have no concept or care for the rule of law. I thought it was deeply troubling when he made a speech to police officers encouraging them to to break the law and rough up suspects...
Baroness Hale will be a formidable President of the Supreme Court but she is playing with fire offering politicians a role in judicial appointments
- 23 Aug 2017
Baroness Hale is the new President of the Supreme Court. She is an excellent jurist, a first class judge and a deservedly popular figure throughout the legal profession. But she should know better than to cosy up to politicians. Because they will eat her alive. Of course, her ...
May's campaign to cling on to power is a national embarrassment. Disloyalty is the secret weapon of the Conservative party
- 22 Aug 2017
Dear God, the desperation of Madame to breathe a few more months of the toxic and polluting Downing Street air is becoming a national embarrassment. The first briefing that she was going to apologise to conference for the election was a disaster. Conference wants to cheer thei...